William found one of those paper crowns you get in christmas crackers today and made me put it on.
W - Mummy! You look jus' like.... a QUEEN!
Me (very touched) - Oh, thank you darling!
W (imperiously, with dismissive gesture) - Go on den, go on!
Back to the washing-up it was. I kept the crown on, like...
You do look like a queen, and you really don't look like you should be doing the washing up. Surely you have minions for that, William.......?
ReplyDeleteMy little darling thinks every celebrity in the gossip magazines is me. Very flattering to see myself (aka Eva Longoria) on the cover of People. Of course, he still expects me to clean his poopy bum.
ReplyDeleteAww Queen Catherine!
ReplyDeleteHee hee. I shall call you Ma'am when next we meet. x
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